Captionary: Piper Palin edition

By GottaLaff

Piper Palin, daughter of Gov. Sarah Palin, motions to the crowd that gathered to watch the two of them drive away from the Governor's Picnic at the close of the event in Anchorage, Alaska, on July 25, 2009.
Bob Hallinen/Anchorage Daily News
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She's as grabby as her Mother the Quitter. Maybe she's reaching for what's left of their dignity.

Your turn. What should the caption read?

H/t: Dependable Renegade