Speaking of hypocrites...

By GottaLaff

I'd stick around and discuss the bald-faced hypocrisy of these statements, but I really must get to the store. I'm out of forks to stick in my eye:

[Alberto Gonzales was] asked if he would cooperate with Sen. Patrick Leahy's proposed truth commission, should that come to pass. Saying he would, Gonzo elaborated:

"I think only a fool would be unconcerned about any kind of commission or investigation in this political town and in this political climate. Having said that, again, because I feel like I've got nothing to hide and I've done nothing wrong, I'm not worried about the truth, so long as what we're talking about is the truth and things don't become politicized."

He makes Rick Perry and Mark Sanford look positively genuine. Or maybe he's insane. That's the only other reasonable explanation.