By GottaLaff

"They have no idea who their Commerce secretary will be, for example."Yow! Then that whole stimulus package thing must have been a figment of our national imagination! 'Cause we all know that didn't take any coordination or real thought at all.
--Jessica Yellin
Their two-faced Republican nominee for Commerce who withdrew more abruptly than The Boehner on Valentine's night? Nah, Judd Gregg wasn't the one who gave everyone whiplash, it was Team Obama, for suresies. Everyone knows that.
Be afraid. The Obama Gang Who Can't Shoot Straight is in charge!