Dick Cheney in wheelchair for Inauguration

By GottaLaff

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Ed Henry just reported that the Nation of Dick pulled a back muscle while lifting moving boxes, and will be in a wheelchair for the Big Event.

Imagine how short and insignificant he'll look next to the very tall, very upright crowd around him. He'll be depending on someone to push him around, literally. Poor Little Dick. He'll be more impotent than ever.

Talk about going out with a whimper.