Sole Man: Epitaph of the Bush years

By GottaLaff

Bush can attempt to rewrite history, but three-quarters of us know better:

"If Bush ever hopes to have the history of his presidency revived, a la Truman, it's going to start with success in Iraq. That's why it must have been that much harder for him to deal with the fact he had shoes thrown at him in his final visit to the country before he leaves office. It's bad enough in our last NBC/WSJ poll that 79% of Americans said they wouldn't miss him -- but at least no one is throwing shoes at him stateside. In that same poll, we asked respondents to judge Bush on his greatest achievements and failures. Not surprisingly, Iraq was at the top (or near it) in both lists. Removing Saddam Hussein was seen as Bush's second greatest accomplishment, but going into Iraq and starting a war was seen as his greatest failure. Iraq is THAT complicated for Bush and his legacy. This economic downturn in the last year of his presidency probably serves as the exclamation point on a public judgment of a below-average presidency for him. But Iraq has always been viewed as Bush's last chance at historical redemption. The good news for him: He's taking this with humor and, as he points out, journalists could not have done that in Iraq eight years ago. But yesterday's shoe-throwing incident -- the showing of the sole of a shoe is a great insult in Arab culture, NBC's John Yang points out -- might very well be the epitaph of the Bush presidency."

The obvious joke: Bush is a heel. Oh wait. That's wrong. The obvious joke is Bush himself. A really, really bad joke.