Dick Cheney "tried to block North Korea nuclear deal"

By GottaLaff

Sometimes being your own country doesn't translate into getting your own way. The Nation of Dick is off pouting somewhere in an undisclosed playpen:

Vice President Dick Cheney fought furiously to block efforts by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice to strike a controversial US compromise deal with North Korea over the communist state's nuclear programme, the Telegraph has learned.

Wait... so he knows the word "compromise"?

"The exchanges between Cheney's office and Rice's people at State got very testy. But ultimately Condi had the President's ear and persuaded him that his legacy would be stronger if they reached a deal with Pyongyang," said a Pentagon adviser who was briefed on the battle.

I bet she has more than his ear... Oh, but that's just a silly rumor perpetuated by Stephanie Miller and Co. You know the rumor, about the two of them having their own "secret meetings" while Pickles was sulking at the Mayflower Hotel... that one. I'd never repeat it here. That would be wrong.

Mr Cheney's office is believed to have played a key role in the release two months ago of documents and photographs linking North Korea to a suspected nuclear site in Syria that was bombed by Israeli jets last year.

And by key role they mean he manufactured them. Oh, but I kid the Big Fat Nation of Dick.

Mr Cheney was so angry about the decision to remove North Korea from the terrorism blacklist and lift some sanctions that he abruptly curtailed a meeting with visiting US foreign experts when asked about it in the White House last week, according to the New York Times "I'm not going to be the one to announce this decision. You need to address your interest in this to the State Department," he reportedly said before leaving the room.

And then he took his plans to nuke Iran and stomped off.