Sarah the Quitter Palin to appear in Simi Valley

By GottaLaff

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Simi Valley is right around the corner from me. In fact, I work there. It's a good thing I got this Simi Toxicity Alert: On August 8th, the air quality will be severely affected.

Via TBogg:

Republican Women Federated of Simi Valley said in a statement that Palin is scheduled to appear at the group's 50th anniversary gala at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library on Aug. 8.

Gee, I hope she doesn't pull out of that commitment, too. Simians (Simi-ites?) would be so very saddened. Then again, on the bright side, maybe that would spur another ethics complaint.

Group spokeswoman Pat Saraceno said the invitation-only event is closed to the media.

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Saraceno said she respected Palin's right to change her plans at any time. She said in an e-mail that correspondence with the governor's office has been "positive but cautious," but she added, "we know she will come."

So now Rushpublic fingers are crossing all across the Big Valley: Pleeeeeeease let Sarah honor her commitment! If only Sarah the Quitter would pinky swear, that would solve everything.

If you build it... she will come. If you televise it... she will actually show up.

Here's the kicker:

The master of ceremonies for the event will be conservative radio talk-show host and filmmaker John Ziegler.

As you all know, I've become a sort of Ziegler aficianado, as can be verified here: Link. Link link link link. After he appeared on Mr. Laffy's show, I couldn't resist nailing Ziegler to the wall every chance I got.

Here's to Miss Personality Disorder running in 2012.