AUDIO- Sen. Nelson: Health care bill 'isn't sufficient'. Psst! Neither is Sen. Nelson

By GottaLaff

Who's impeding the Senate bill? Senator Ben is impeding the Senate bill! Who's our little impeder? Who's our snooky wookums who's doing his bestest to stwip wepwoductive rights fwom women? Attaboy!

Looky there how BenBen continues to let Americans die by being an obstructionist and potentially encourages the deaths of distraught women who must make heartbreaking decisions!

Who's Big Insurance's wittle man? Who's Big Pharma's Big Boy?

Oh Ben? No cookie for you:

Democratic Sen. Ben Nelson told a Nebraska radio station Thursday that he will not vote for the Senate health care bill as it stands because of concerns over insurance coverage for abortions and other unresolved issues. [...]

"If it is not at the point that I think it needs to be with the improvements that I'm pushing, and they've made a lot of them, then I will not vote on cloture on the motion to end debate," Nelson told KLIN on Thursday.

Shallow Thoughts: $300,000 for Tripp Palin Easton Mitchell Johnston baby photos edition

By GottaLaff

Grandma Also, September 1, 2008:

"We ask the media to respect our daughter and Levi's privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates."

Today's Shallow Thought:

Now that very religious, family-values-soaked Grandma Also is no longer a candidate, it seems only fair to let her teenage child use her out-of-wedlock newborn to make a quick $300,000.

I wonder if they'll allow their $300,000 Baby prison visitation rights to Drug Dealer Grandma Sherry. Who could possibly object to, say, just a quick "coffee break" among family members.

That was today's Shallow Thought. Thank you for wading in.