By GottaLaff
Seasons greetings, Bill O'Reilly! You know how you always seem to be blaming evil liberal Commies for the so-called War on Christmas? The one in which the words "happy holidays" are the weapon of choice? I still haven't figured out what war that is exactly... but I did stumble across a showdown between Jesus and his former colleague Santa. Thought you might be interested.
So will Bill-O and friends condemn Jesus for gunning down Kris Kringle? Or will they stand by J.C.'s Second Amendment rights and call it self defense? Killing Rudolph would have been more acceptable. After all, he's only a reindeer, and hunting is A-OK with most folks, right? But running him over? Scandalous.
Oh, but I kid the Bill-O.
Seriously, what kind of "creative" mind comes up with brutal faux Santacide as appropriate front yard art?
Jesus Christ, you have the right to remain silent... night:
A Christmas display featuring Jesus shooting Santa Claus and a run-over Rudolph is riling some residents of a California neighborhood, KCOY-TV in Santa Maria, Calif., reported. Homeowner Ron Lake said his Christmas display in Nipomo is an expression of his repressed creativity, and that Santa represents the commercialism of Christmas.Let's not forget that whole First Amendment thing, either. In this case, it's very disturbing, unpleasant freedom of speech.
Well, at least per Ron Lake, we now know what Jesus would do.
PLEASE NOTE: I REMOVED THE VIDEO because it was doing that autoplay thing. You can find it here.
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