Oh dear god

I would like to ask the world to please, if you or someone you know is going to go on television, PLEASE PLEASE, teach yourself or them not to FREAKING SAY AH, UM, YOU KNOW EVERY OTHER WORD. There is a woman who went undercover fundie talking about it right now on Morning Joe and even though it sounds fascinating, she is completely unlistenable due to her horrible mannerisms.

ADDED- Here ya go, see how long you can take it.

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"Off With Those Pants": Bill O'Reilly Seduces You in Clips From His Dirty Audiobook

Oh. My. We're having some fun with these. WARNING- DO NOT LISTEN TO IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY EATEN OR ARE ABOUT TO EAT. Audio clips from-

Last week, when your Crap Archivist got all aghast about the inexcusable creepiness that is The O'Reilly Factor For Kids, I failed to point out something important: horrifying as it is, The O'Reilly Factor For Kids is far from Bill O'Reilly's worst - or creepiest -- book.

That honor goes to Those Who Trespass, his 1998 novel about an O'Reilly-esque TV journalist who is trained by an Irish Republican Army terrorist to kill the people who deserve it the most: the broadcast news bastards who interfered with the O'Reilly character's career. It's personal on the political level, too -- his victims includes a powerful "bitch" named Hillary and a fat "slob" named Martin Moore.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi Is Aware Of All Internet Traditions

Remember I posted about the new YouTube channels the House and Senate set up? This is the newest video posted by the Speaker's office. Oh. My. God. I'm hoping it was thunk up by one her young staffers, otherwise I'm worried. h/t Ben.

Palin: Dems think "terrorists" are the "good guys."

There's a word that John McCain is very fond of that comes to mind..... Via TPM.

Oh okay, since I've got nothing else right now, here is an "Ode To Sarah". Also, if you've got a Great Orange Satan id, you can go here to make elections predictions and maybe win an IMac.

Oh DEAR G-D, Make This Woman Go Away

Why is it that I hear the above every time she speaks, except he makes more sense. /bangs head