Booby prize for swine flu "bra mask"

By GottaLaff

Hey, wait a minute... Do 38D's get more protection against the H1N1 virus than 32A's? Let's hear it for bra mask equality! I'm calling for a million booby march! It could be led by Cleavage Jones.

So where do you buy one of these, at Victoria's Clinic?

Behold the bra-mask -- a brassiere that in an emergency can be turned into a pair of protective face masks.

This gives a whole new meaning to making a pass. If a guy touches your face mask, is that considered out of line?

Bodnar's invention won the Ig Nobel Prize, given by Annals of Improbable Research magazine for achievements that "first make people laugh and then make them think."

Yep, think... but don't touch. That would be like going to 5th...and 6th... base.

Do they make push-up masks? That would be like an instant face-lift. Oh, the possibilities!

More fun details here.

From the Department of WTF? Joe the Mask

By GottaLaff

I've searched everywhere for photos (I saw one on the Tee Vee Machine), but couldn't find one, so this will have to do:

A shop in northwest Ohio is offering a Joe the Plumber Halloween mask.

No, they don't have speedy mask makers at the Costume Holiday House in Fremont. The latex Joe face is actually one for another bald man, professional wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

Even his mask is a fake.

Even so, I hope nobody wears one around the kiddies. It would scare them silly.

Can Halloween Mask Sales Predict the Election?

By GottaLaff

SORRY ABOUT THE GRAPHIC. I CAN'T SEEM TO FIX IT.

clipped from www.amazon.com

Barack Obama 56%

44% John McCain

This is pretty interesting: Amazon's sales meter for Halloween masks is very close to the presidential race polls.