Palin fans couldn't steal the election, so they steal eyeglasses

By GottaLaff

Tell me if you've heard this before. Okay, so there's this airhead who runs for vice president of the United States, see. And she's a former beauty contestant, so she's attractive and many of her admirers want to look just like her.

Are you with me so far? Good. So, okay, she wears these eyeglasses. They're not unusual in any way, we've all seen them on hundreds of people, but for whatever reason, they become La Trend du Jour. Oo. La. La.

Are you still with me? Okay good. Here's the rest of the story via an e-mail from a Commenter, discussing her dog groomer. And yes, the dog groomer bought a pair of those very pricey Palinesque eyeglass frames:

But here's the only interesting part of this long tale. The optometrist tells her to be careful with the glasses and never leave them sitting out because they are STOLEN all the time.

Yes, that's right. Many of those God-fearing, right wing, family values, evangelical Republicans will happily steal from each other.

Well, they steal from everyone else, so why not from each other? Badum-bum!

The punchline? Those holier-than-thou preachers of morals and ethics have neither. Rim shot! Bada bing! Hiyo-o-o!

I'm here all week.