VIDEO- Brit Hume: Tiger Woods must become Christian to be forgiven

By GottaLaff



Of course, we all know that Tiger is a Muslim terrorist, because he's, you know, black:

Buddhism is inferior to Christianity when it comes to forgiveness of sins, according to Fox News pundit Brit Hume. Tiger Woods should turn his back on Buddhism and become a Christian to be forgiven for cheating on his wife, Hume told Fox News' Chris Wallace Sunday.

David Shuster tweets:

I respect everybody's faith, different from mine or not. But don't use a sunday news show to preach your faith. Analyze the news.

In the interest of fairness, that sunday show should make time for a member of Bhuddism given Brit's criticism of that religion.

David, David, David, have you forgotten? There is no room for fairness on ClusterFox.

As for news analysis, that's becoming an anachronism, having been replaced by polarizing shouting matches passed off as balanced discussions that give each side equal time.

Man outraged by zoo's Buddha statues

This is why the GOP is shriveling up. Better keep an eye on those subversive Chinese restaurants...

KANSAS CITY, Mo., Jan. 14 (UPI) -- A patron at Missouri's Kansas City Zoo has complained about the zoo's Buddha statues, calling them "infuriating to God."

David Engle said he was shocked when he saw zoo visitors rubbing the heads and bellies of two smiling Buddha statues at the entrance to the zoo's Tiger Trail area while visiting the attraction with his family, the Kansas City Star reported Wednesday.

Engle, a Christian, described the presence of the statues as idolatry and "infuriating to God."

"We can't have a cross or a nativity scene on public property," the Overland Park, Kan., man said. "It is phenomenal to me that the zoo would put up Buddha statues."

Zoo Director Randy Wisthoff said Engle's complaint was the first he has received about the statues since they were purchased a few years ago to accent the Tiger Trail's Asian theme.