By GottaLaff

Meghan McCain (left) was applauded by Len Olds of the Liberty Education Forum (right) during a speech to the Log Cabin Republicans, a gay rights group, in Washington, D.C., April 18, 2009.
Ferdous Al-Faruque/ ABC News
John McCain's 24-year old daughter told the Log Cabin Republicans on Saturday that "old school Republicans" are "scared s**tless" of the future in a speech calling for a new brand of Republicanism.
That's stating the obvious, because the old brand sure isn't working.
"I think we're seeing a war brewing in the Republican Party," said Meghan McCain. "But it is not between us and Democrats. It is not between us and liberals. It is between the future and the past."
I smell a faulty assumption here. How can there be a fight between the future and the past when there is no future for them? Oh my. Was that too pessimistic?
She summed up what she learned while campaigning for her father in three points:
"(1) Most of our nation wants our nation to succeed; (2) most people are ready to move on to the future, not live in the past; and (3) most of the old school Republicans are scared shitless of that future."
McCain described her politics as being "faithful to the original core values of the GOP while open to the realities of our changing world."
Will the Rushpublics accept naughty words and harsh criticism coming from a self-described liberal thinker? A female self-described liberal thinker? Sigh. If only she were black, she'd be a shoo-in for the next RNC chair.
Without ever explicitly discussing her support for gay marriage, she signaled her affinity with the gay rights group by stating her support for people living "in full equality with each other."
McCain, who recently signed a book deal with Hyperion, told the Log Cabin Republicans that she was proud to join them in "challenging the mold and the notions of what being a Republican means."
Next, she emphasizes her kewlness. She does that a lot on Twitter, too. She also bulletins her eating habits, which I've never quite understood. Moving on...
"I am concerned about the environment. I love to wear black. I think government is best when it stays out of people's lives and business as much as possible. I love punk rock. I believe in a strong national defense. I have a tattoo. I believe government should always be efficient and accountable. I have lots of gay friends. And yes, I am a Republican," she said to wild applause.
Oh noes! I wear black! I have lots of gay friends, too! Does that make me a Rushpublic? I better tell Mr. Laffy. He doesn't know he's one either.
MegMac's entire speech is here.



