"Mere $1900 outlay at club with reputation of Voyeur is clear indication of frugal investment"

By GottaLaff

Remember Stormy Daniels? She's not easy to forget, being The Vitter Pill's rather, er, imposing competition and all.

Now she shares her investment expertise:

"As someone who has worked extensively in both the club and film side of the Adult Entertainment Industry, I know from experience that a mere $1900 outlay at a club with the reputation of Voyeur is a clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return."

-- Stormy Daniels announcing her decision to become a Republican as she eyes a U.S. Senate race in Louisiana.

Spoken as a true Rushpublic.

And I shall refrain from outlay and maximum return jokes.