Sarah the Journalister

By GottaLaff

Via Gryphen, we get wind of one of the most blatant lies that ever fell out of Barbie McLipSchmutz's lipschmutzed up mouth:

Here is what I found posted on Oprah.com. (I have not seen the show yet.)

"When I studied journalism, we learned all about the who, what, when, where and why of reporting. Just stating the facts," she says. "I'll engage in that, kind of ratcheting back down to the simplicity of what journalism should be about: just the basics and letting the people decide what their opinion will be."

Of course, the "basics" part is true, because she can only handle basics. No, on second thought, she can't.

As for being a simplistic journalist, she got that right. So she can tell the truth! But only this once.

That whole "stating the facts" thing? Ain't gonna happen. Never. Not ever. No how. No way.