Norm Coleman not running for governor

By GottaLaff

Toker Norm probably wants to spend more time with his weed:

Former Minnesota Sen. Norm Coleman will not run for governor in 2010, the Republican announced Sunday on his Facebook page.

Coleman, who lost re-election to Democrat Al Franken in a close contest in 2008 that took six months to resolve, said it is the wrong time to launch a new campaign.

"This is not the right time for me and my family to conduct a campaign for Governor," Coleman wrote in the Facebook post. "The timing on this race is both a bit too soon and a bit too late."

It's never the right time for you, Normy. Why can't you understand that?

And I'm saying that a bit too politely and a bit too tastefully.