C ya! John Ensign Leaves C Street House

By GottaLaff

The C word is back:

Sen. John Ensign has moved out of the C Street house, the Christian home he shared with other elected officials on Capitol Hill that came under scrutiny for its residents’ beliefs and practices and their role in trying to end the Nevada Republican’s affair with a campaign staff member.

The red brick town house emerged this summer as the subject of political intrigue — not only as a pivotal location in Ensign’s affair with Cynthia Hampton, but also that of South Carolina Republican Gov. Mark Sanford, who sought guidance there as he wrestled with his own affair. [...]

Ensign apparently was not pushed out, but left on his own. He apologized to his colleagues.

He better apologize to them! He let them all down with a thud. Now who will his pals share all those funsy secrets with?

Ensign declined last week to discuss his housing situation, after The New York Times reported that the senator was planning to move.

“I don’t discuss my living arrangements,” Ensign told the Sun.

Well, actually, yes he does... but only with his super secret fellow C Streeters as they sit around the living room campfire sharing tales of their various sexcapades. Can't you just picture them all in their Snuggies, whispering and giggling...?

But the Sun confirmed through another source that he left the house a few weeks ago. [...]

Sensing the ongoing scrutiny of his C Street home could continue, Ensign apparently decided to move on.

He might think about moving to R Street... aka Resign.

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