Lou Dobbs to Quit CNN

By GottaLaff

What's that ringing I hear? Why, it's ClusterFox calling...

Lou Dobbs, the longtime CNN anchor whose anti-immigration views made him a TV lightning rod, plans to announce Wednesday that he is leaving the network, two network employees said.

A CNN executive confirmed that Mr. Dobbs will announce his resignation plans on his 7 p.m. program. His resignation is effective immediately; tonight’s program will be his last on CNN. His contract was not set to expire until the end of 2011. [...]

The CNN employees said Wednesday that they did not know if Mr. Dobbs was moving to another network.

Of course they didn't... right. But we do.

Oh, and in CNN world, "resignation" means "you're fired".

H/t: Windy City Watch