Oh no, not another one: George P. Bush

By GottaLaff

Hey kiddies, today's letter is P! No more W, nosiree. P!

Think of the joke possibilities! But that's not important now. What is important is that George P. Bush about to be deployed overseas, and then... and then.... ::shudder:::

He’s thinking about parachuting onto the frontlines of his uncle’s War on Terror. [...]

Now, in addition to his military service, Bush is assembling an ambitious political program in Texas devoted to one of his family’s most cherished issues. With his uncle and dad in semi-retirement, P. has become the de facto keeper of what his grandfather once called the “legacy thing.”

How's that "legacy thing" been working out so far, 41?

Bush’s primary mission in Texas is to mend fences with Hispanic voters.

He has his mending cut out for him.

Behind the scenes, Bush is co-founding Hispanic Republicans of Texas, a political action committee for which he will do the unglamorous work of recruiting candidates. [...]

Some Republicans are pining for George P. to take the legacy thing by the horns and run for office, never mind that his uncle’s popularity has fallen below 35 percent in Texas.

Hey, maybe if he gets some really constructive advice from someone with a lot of insight and wisdom, P could go far!

He meets with George W. Bush in the former president’s Dallas office perhaps four times a year to talk business.

Never mind.