XXX Dep't-- Newtie rejects nudies again: No dinner for you!

By GottaLaff

Those "private dinners" with the XXXers can get a guy in hot water... literally:

For the second time this month, Newt Gingrich's 527 has decided that it made a mistake inviting an adult entertainment industry entrepreneur to attend a "private dinner" with the former House Speaker.

The mistake was getting caught, right Nudie, er, Newtie? Privately dine with me once, shame on you. Privately dine with me twice, shame on me.

Dawn Rizos, owner of Dallas topless club The Lodge, received a letter earlier this month from Gingrich's American Solutions inviting her to dine with Gingrich at a Capitol Hill club next week. She was also told she had been selected to receive an Entrepreneur of the Year Award. "Dawn — Newt is looking forward to finally meeting you face to face" to talk policy, read a handwritten note on the missive.

"Policy"... Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Precker said he was told the invitation had been intended for another company with the same name — DCG — as the club's corporate parent. He also says he was told the full $5,000, and the non-refundable travel expenses incurred, would be returned — "so I guess they really don't want us around." No funds have yet been received, he said.

Yes, that's it. They meant to invite the other DCG.

The latest cancellation comes just weeks after porn executive Allison Vivas — who received the same invitation to a dinner with Gingrich, with a nearly identical handwritten note — received her own cancellation notice.

What a coinkydink! Imagine! What are the chances?

Oh! Did I just post a suggestive picture? I meant to post the other suggestive picture:

I'll rescind that first one ASAP.