Bush 41 will not attend Kennedy service

By GottaLaff

To quote Dana Carvey, "Not g'a' do it, not g'a' do it." So 41 can find it in himself to jump out of an airplane but he can't show up for Uncle Teddy's funeral?

Former President George H.W. Bush will not attend Ted Kennedy's private funeral mass in Boston on Saturday, his spokesman Jim McGrath told CNN.

McGrath said the 41st president spoke to Kennedy's wife Vicki and his niece Caroline to let them know.

I admit, I have no idea why he can't make it. I've searched, and haven't found anything else on it yet. It could be very legit. Anyone?