By GottaLaff
The Birther Movement-- or BM, as it's called for short-- has gotten quite a bit of attention lately, as many small groups and individuals proclaim that President Obama has no US birth certificate. [...]
[B]eing a part of the BM means staying true to the principles that the BM is all about-- questioning where people were really born, and whether their birth certificates are really real. And we have to stay true to those principles even when it might not feel so great.
Therefore, it is with some sadness that I report: a recent champion of the BM is, in fact, not what he appears to be. I am referring to Mexican-born Lou Dobbs, host of CNN's Lou Dobbs Tonight.
Mexican-born? Yes, you read that correctly. Mr. Dobbs is NOT, as it turns out, a legal US citizen.
Dobbs' biography has always been sketchy when it comes to place of birth-- some sources claim he was born in Childress, Texas, while others cite Rupert, Idaho. Neither "fact" turns out to be the truth.
Louis Dobbs was born in Delicias, Chihuahua-- MEXICO-- and was later smuggled into the United States by Texas Propane Salesman Frank Dobbs, who kept the truth of his son's south-of-the-border origins a secret, even from little Lou himself, who only learned about his Mexican birth in adolescence, and who would spend the rest of his adult life desperately trying to cover up the truth.His fake Texas birth certificate contains all the right details, but a closer examination reveals a subtle, almost inexplicable hint revealing his true place of birth...
On behalf the entire BM, we DEMAND that deportation proceedings begin immediately for Mr. Dobbs! Unfortunately, it is only a matter of time before he sneaks back across "Our Broken Borders."
The BM is dedicated to finding the hidden truth of people whose Birth Certificates we have never seen, and to disputing the validity of those we HAVE seen.If you don't have a US Birth Certificate....
Or if you HAVE one, but we remain UNCONVINCED...WATCH OUT!
Because the BM is spreading... ALL OVER AMERICA!
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