Cheney Responds to Time Magazine Scooter Libby story

By GottaLaff

The Limpest Dick gets it up long enough for some premature snarlization:

Former Vice President Dick Cheney issued a statement in the wake of a Time magazine story on his last ditch efforts to push for a presidential pardon for his chief of staff:

"Scooter Libby is an innocent man who was the victim of a severe miscarriage of justice. He was not the source of the leak of Valerie Plame's name. Former Deputy Secretary of State, Rich Armitage, leaked the name and hid that fact from most of his colleagues, including the President. Mr. Libby is an honorable man and a faithful public servant who served the President, the Vice President and the nation with distinction for many years. He deserved a presidential pardon."

Awww, wittle "honorable" Scooty is a victim! His Douchiness says so, so it must be true.

And of all things, His Douchey Dickiness swears that Boy Georgie was left in the dark! Yes, the President of the United States [sic] had no idea what was going on in his own government. Guess he wasn't exactly the Master of his Domain. Talk about impotent.