Postmaster General: Mail delivery may be cut by one day

By GottaLaff

Through rain or snow or sleet or hail, but not through a recession:

Postmaster General John Potter says the massive deficits facing the post office could force the agency to cut out one day of mail delivery per week.

Look at the bright side: That's one less day to receive bills.

The ones I really pity are the dogs. Curtailing action-packed, barky fun makes Fido a bored pup. Woof.