By GottaLaff
These came to me late this week... but better late than never:
"Last Blog Standing" starts riiight....now!
Yes, it's time to steal a few more jokes from my father-in-law. For those of you who might be new here, he used to write for Alan King, Milton Berle and Jonathan Winters, just to name a few. And all those Dean Martin Roasts, too: Don Rickles, Red Buttons, Phyllis Diller, Sammy Davis, Jr., etc.
A tiny respite from all the frustrating events of the day:
Last week PHIL GRAMM said, "America is a nation of whiners and we're only in a mental recession." This week JOHN McCAIN dumped him as his economic adviser. An upset GRAMM was heard to say, "JOHN, You've got to take me back. Where else can I get a job in this economy?"All the pretzels you can eat, all the jokes you can stomach. Hiyo! Zing!
I don't think JESSE JACKSON has learned his lesson. Yesterday he was overheard saying he wants to cut off McCAIN'S medicare.
On his first day in Afghanistan, OBAMA was able to take a quiet, uneventful tour of the capital city of Kabul. He only wishes he can do the same thing when he gets back to Detroit.
Even with the big bailout from the government, things are still not looking good for the nation's two big mortgage-finance giants. Last week both FREDDIE and FANNIE were seen filling out applications at McDonalds.
PRESIDENT BUSH is getting it from all sides. He recently conducted a press conference in the Rose Garden and three roses booed him.
One woman in the back kept giving him the Bronx Cheer. He finally had to have LAURA ejected.
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