Poll-itics: Americans don't want Limbaugh or O'Reilly as neighbors edition

By GottaLaff

NIMBY:

A new poll put out by U.S. News and World Report asked respondents, “You just rented a vacation home on Martha’s Vineyard where the political and media elite go. Who is the last person you want as a summer neighbor?”

A majority (53 percent) said right wing talker Rush Limbaugh. Fox News blowhard Bill O’Reilly came in second at 20 percent while MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann (14 percent) and Chris Matthews (13 percent) rounded out the bottom half.

No jokes about rounding out bottom halves allowed. Okay, maybe one. Many jokes about the word "blowhard" juxtaposed with O'Lielly's name encouraged. Even more jokes about the poll results welcome. In fact, Rush and Billo the Clown are jokes, so there's no need to go much further. We've covered everything.