AUDIO-- President Obama: "This @#$%!'s getting way too complicated for me." Yes, it's really him.

By GottaLaff

Strong language alert (Real Legal Alien, are you paying attention?):

If you don't want to hear President Obama roll out curse words that make Chris Rock's vocabulary look like that of a pre-school teacher, then skip this post. The president usually chooses his words so carefully, but not here, not in this post. Because they're not his words.

He's merely imitating an old school mate. I swear (pun intended):

In his bestselling autobiography, Dreams From My Father, President Obama introduces us to his high school friend, “Ray,” who, like him, is bi-racial. Who, also like him, is casting about to find his place in the world. But, who, unlike him, has a potty mouth that would make a sailor blush.

Best of all? When reading the audiobook version of his bio, Obama does impressions of Ray’s manner of speech. Swear words and all.

The article allows us to imagine what Obama might like to say if he were to talk super-duper, extra crunchy tough, and juxtaposes the audio below with lead-ins like:

Sure, it’s a complicated bill. But all these revisions and amendments and cuts and counterproposals and compromises? Ridiculous. Enough’s enough.

It’s time for the Prez to say it plain:

Go read, and listen to, the rest, in context, here. Meanwhile, I'll provide a few more bonus potty-mouthed little audio clips for those who are fascinated by words like these coming out of the mouth of a man who is otherwise so incredibly well-spoken. Make sure your kids are out of the room. Some of this is pretty strong stuff:




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The election is over. Obama uttered the word "hell".

By GottaLaff

Cheney can say go f*** yourself to Pat Leahy, Bush can flip us off on television, no big deal. But if Barack Obama says (cover your ears, children) h... h-he....h-h- he-e-....... Oh, hell, just read on:

ABC News' Sunlen Miller reports: Has Sen. Joe Biden already rubbed off on Sen. Obama?

Stop right there. Other than all Hillary all the time, there's been non-stop talk about Biden's gaffes, past, present, recent, future, and imaginary. Enough. Moving on:

Just one day after announcing his VP pick, the presumptive Democratic nominee showed a little bit of the loose lips reminiscent of the Delaware senator now on his ticket.

Again with the Biden loose lip comments. Stop. Just. Stop. Resuming:

"If we can spend $10 to $12 billion a month in Iraq, we sure as HELL can pay $10 to $12 million -- billion dollars right here in the United States."

OH MY GOD. Obama said the h-e-double hockey sticks word. He's not fit to hold office. Nobody ever does that. Not nobody nohow nowhere no way.

Obama was speaking about the need to invest money domestically -- on things like long-term energy solutions -- and looked a little flustered after the word "hell" came out of his mouth.

And why shouldn't he look flustered? He made the biggest faux pas ever. That should lead every news cast on every station in every country every day. For weeks. For months.

The Illinois senator quickly corrected his word slip in front of the town hall of 300 in Eau Claire, Wis.

"I apologize, by the way, I usually say 'heck,' especially after church. That sort of slipped out," Obama said shortly after his morning visit to First Lutheran Church in Eau Claire.

I guess nobody would want to have a beer with him now. People who drink beer never swear. And presidential candidates never should and never have. Just ask John Sidney Eldon Smith McCain.