Focus on the Family CD narrator arrested for luring teen for sex

By GottaLaff

Juan Alberto Ovalle in his booking photo on charges of Internet luring.
(Photo/1st Judicial District Attorney)

Crazy Christian perv alert!

A Colorado Springs man who narrates the Bible in Spanish on CDs and works in the Spanish broadcasting department of Focus on the Family appeared in court Monday in Golden on two felony counts of using the Internet to lure a 15-year-old girl for sex, The Denver Post reports.

Juan Alberto Ovalle, 42, was arrested Friday when he drove to Lakewood to meet the girl — who turned out to be an undercover officer — after discussing various sexual acts he wanted to perform with her, the Jefferson County District Attorney’s Office said.

Ovalle, a native of the Dominican Republic, is listed as the “Voice Narrator/Artist” of the Spanish Reina Valera Biblia, available on 64 CDs, and can be heard here discussing an upcoming Focus on the Family conference with directors of the evangelical empire’s outreach to the Spanish-speaking community. [...]

Ovalle “came to know the Lord at the age of 14,” according to a Web site offering his Spanish Bible narration for sale, and founded Spanish Christian Audio in 2001 to “help Christian organizations with their audio needs.”

Dios mio! Apparently, those weren't the only needs he wanted to help with.

Ew Factor: Officially off the charts. Say "adios, " Juan. "Adios, Juan":

After first encountering the officer who was posing as a 15-year-old girl in a chat room last week, Orvalle made “sexually graphic statements in a chat room to a person he believed to be an underage teen,” the district attorney’s office said. When the undercover officer said her mom wouldn’t be home the next day, Orvalle said he was “horny” and made arrangements to come to her house, according to an arrest affidavit cited by The Post.

Those good old Focus on the Family values. Always thinking of the children.

They've obviously fallen apart since Dobson abandoned them. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

H/t: Oliver

UPDATE: More, including the affidavit, here, at Pam's.

VIDEO-- Limbaugh: We're told to "to bend over, grab ankles" because Obama’s "father was black"

By GottaLaff

Just the other day, Rash LimpDong was hoping that President Obama "would fail". What a patriot.

Previously, this sicko has bent over backwards to repeat his cherished "bend over" reference more than once. I posted about it here, when LimpDong used it, oddly, in regard to Sarah Palin.

Here's another:

Limbaugh on support from African-Americans and gays for progressives: “Democrats will bend over, grab the ankles, and say, ‘Have your way with me.’”

Now we have this:

[...] Limbaugh later revealed what seems to be the true nature of his feelings on Obama’s race:

LIMBAUGH: We are being told that we have to hope he succeeds, that we have to bend over, grab the ankles, bend over forward, backward, whichever, because his father was black, because this is the first black president.

LimpDong's obsession with juxtapositioning (cr)ass poses and politics once again reveals his ever-worsening mental derangement. Maybe he should be less concerned about cracking wise (no pun) about hind quarters and more concerned about removing his own swollen, drug-saturated head from them.

Speaking of exposure, gluteal or otherwise, his warped, brainsick anatomical fixations should appall the very conservatives who felt it necessary to drape a justice statue. Where's the outrage?