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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Sarah Palin quits her own vacation

By GottaLaff

First Barbie McLipSchmutz blacks out her own running mate's name, then mumblejumbles something about it as the reason for her lack of incognito-itude.

And now she quits again... quits her own vacation... blaming ... the blacked out McCain visor. Here's an idea, Barbie. Wear a different visor... or try a hat:

Sarah Palin announced Thursday night that she ended a Hawaii vacation early because of the ruckus raised after she blacked out "McCain" on her sun visor in an effort to elude paparazzi.
Who would ever recognize her after she expertly covered the perimeter of her empty little noggin? Why, she's positively transformed! For a minute there, I thought she was Glenn Beck:

"Todd and I have since cut our vacation short because the incognito attempts didn't work and fellow vacationers were bothered for the two days we spent in the sun. So much for trying to go incognito."
How does she come up with sentences like that?

Let's recap: She and Todd the Husband quit their trip because people saw through that clever disguise and were then upset because she shared the sun with them.

If only she had blocked out McCain's name more effectively, changed her face, and kept Trig, Todd the Spouser et al. under a blanket, they could have hung out in President Obama's home state for days!

Yeah, she's the best presidential material ever.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Finance Committee to drop end-of-life provision

By GottaLaff



Oh puh-leeze!
The Senate Finance Committee will drop a controversial provision on consultations for end-of-life care from its proposed healthcare bill, its top Republican member said Thursday.

The committee, which has worked on putting together a bipartisan healthcare reform bill, will drop the controversial provision after it was derided by conservatives as "death panels" to encourage euthanasia.
Controversial? Give me a break. No, it wasn't controversial until Death Panel Barbie opened her big fat lipsticked yap and gave everyone a new buzz word to play with.
"On the Finance Committee, we are working very hard to avoid unintended consequences by methodically working through the complexities of all of these issues and policy options," Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) said in a statement. "We dropped end-of-life provisions from consideration entirely because of the way they could be misinterpreted and implemented incorrectly."
"Misinterpreted"? Not exactly. More like intentionally twisted and turned into something unrecognizable.

Can the Dems kick the Rushpublics' collective ass to the curb now and go about getting us a good health care reform bill... with a solid public option? Can that be the eventual outcome, s'il vous plait?

Oh, was that French? Good. Then that can be willfully misconstrued too, along with everything else that comes out of a Democratic mouth.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Assailin' Palin: Sarah receives deluge of ethics complaints

By GottaLaff

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You can hear my sorry excuse for a Palin impression if you catch My Tweet Spot on Jim Alger's radio show, "Common Sense", Friday (assuming there are no glitches). I'm all a-Twitter (pun intended) and really nervous, even though it's pre-recorded.

Anyway, here's a little something about the real Sarah (if, indeed, there is such a thing):
Since entering the national spotlight, Palin has been inundated by ethics complaints, most of them filed against her after she agreed to become Sen. John McCain’s running mate.

The complaints run the gamut, ranging from the governor’s use of state funds and staff to the workings of her political action committee and even to a jacket she wore to a snow machine race involving her husband.

It’s difficult to pinpoint exactly how many complaints have been filed because the state doesn’t keep count and the complaints are kept confidential by the attorney general’s office unless the state moves forward with a public accusation of wrongdoing. But in total there have been more than a dozen, and most of those have surfaced in the last seven months.
Now does that sound like someone America would want in public office? Heck no, also too moreover.
“As we've been saying, the number of ethics complaints filed against the governor and her staff — as well as the tortured logic they contain — continue to constitute the most disturbing trend in Alaska politics,” said Palin spokeswoman Sharon Leighow in a recent statement after one ostensibly confidential complaint was sent to the Anchorage Daily News and other news outlets.
That is so funny, because, see, I've was just thinking how Sarah Palin is the disturbing trend in politics.
“In the past several months, we have seen an orchestrated effort by the governor’s opponents to make differences of opinion and ideology almost criminal,” said Mike Nizich, the governor’s chief of staff, in a statement. “Governor Palin has spent a considerable amount of time and money fighting ethics complaints – and no charge has been substantiated. I hope that the publicity-seekers will face a backlash from Alaskans who have a sense of fair play and proportion. I served six previous governors, and I’ve never seen anything like the attacks against Gov. Palin.”
Isn't that precious how they're wishing bad things on fellow Americans? Is that what Palin means by "mavericky"?

Many of Palin's opponents have taken advantage of the low bar for filing and used it as a license to highlight their grievances with the governor.

The number of complaints is a function of the misconduct of Governor Palin, Todd Palin and certain state workers,” said self-described government watchdog AndrĂ©e McLeod, who has filed four complaints alone. “Governor Palin constantly blurs the lines between her personal and political interests and the interests of Alaska and Alaskans. Alaskans are fed up and are finally doing something about it.”

There ya go. Those are the real mavericks. Ooo! Ooo! Idea! Let's elect all of them to office.

Bob Stern, president of the Center for Governmental Studies, a California-based think tank that studies government reform and campaign finance issues, noted that Palin’s high-profile may be generating the extra scrutiny since Alaska’s ethics laws aren’t all that different than many other states.
That must be it. It's her high profile-itude that's the culprit. Breaching ethics has nothing to do with it.

The business of defending against the claims has been expensive. In late April, Palin was forced to form a legal defense fund in an effort to pay for more than $500,000 in legal debts accrued by the governor — though much of it stems from the “Troopergate” episode surrounding her attempts to fire a state trooper who was once married to her sister.
"Over the past months it became increasingly clear that supporters of Gov. Palin needed to help defend against the onslaught of frivolous attacks against her,” said Trustee Kristan Cole, a Wasilla native and Palin friend, in a statement. “These baseless accusations are designed to inhibit her ability to focus on the issues Alaskans truly care about and force massive personal debt on her and her family.”

Blame the accusers. Blame her high profile. Blame the motive. But whatever you do, don't blame Pitiful Palin for her abuse of power.

Monday, February 23, 2009

More Fearmongering!! White House Out To Get Rick Santelli



Of course douchebags like Liddy and Gallagher eat this crud up. If I didn't think there was a concerted effort to fearmonger before, this would do it for me. Via Think Progress (audio above)-

SANTELLI: He started that press conference saying, “I don’t know where he lives, I don’t know where his house is.” This is the Press Secretary of the White House. Is that the kind of thing we want? Is that —

LIDDY: It’s a veiled threat.

SANTELLI: It really is. […] I don’t really want to be a spokesman, but I really am very proud of a) the response I’m getting, which is overwhelmingly positive, and b) discourse, that is debate. That if the pressure and the heat I’m taking from the White House – the fact my kids are nervous to go to school – I can take that, okay.

What Gibbs really said-
GIBBS: I’ve watched Mr. Santelli on cable the past 24 hours or so. I’m not entirely sure where Mr. Santelli lives or in what house he lives but the American people are struggling every day to meet their mortgages, stay in their jobs, pay their bills, send their kids to school.

Monday, January 26, 2009

The Etch-A-Sketch President


Oh bullcrap he did that in one line.

The face of newly sworn-in American President Barack Obama is a familiar sight on posters, T-shirts and badges – and it has now appeared on an Etch-A-Sketch too.

The portrait was created by artist George Vlosich, using the retro toy which originates from the late 1950s.

The likeness took 80 hours to draw with two dials on a plastic frame – all using one unbroken black line.

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