By GottaLaff
(Click on image to enlarge; via)This is barely audible, and awfully ickworthy. Listen at your own risk:
Can these people do nothing right? And why do their little mishaps always involve sexcapades, even inadvertent ones? The RNC gives new meaning to Murphy's Law:
The Republican National Committee sent a fundraising mail piece earlier this month with a return number that leads to a phone-sex line offering "live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl who will do anything you want for just $2.99 per minute."
Oops, that was supposed to be a 202 area code! But a Minnesota resident called the 800 number to complain about using a fake census form to entice donations. Surprise! Cringe Factor: 100.
It's not nice to deceive voters, RNC. When will they ever learn?
Not to mention, donations will likely suffer. Who wants to give money to the so-called Family Values party when they can't seem to adhere to their own standards?
But the Minnesotan was instead directed to a second toll-free number that greets callers as "sexy guy" before offering them the chance to talk with "real local students, housewives and working girls from all over the country."
The caller then sent the form to his Democratic congressman, who let the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee in on it.
The RNC won't reveal how many mailers went out. But, hey, check phone records to see if there was an uptick in calls to Miss XXX. That should provide a rough idea... then check to see who called back.
Oh, but I kid...
That's all for now. Stay tuned for the next episode of How the RNC Rolls. But first, hide the kids.
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