By GottaLaff
Every time there is a terrorist incident, we get a rash of reports like
this one:An aircraft passenger was removed from a plane by counter-terrorism officers after uttering a hoax threat as it readied for take-off, it was reported tonight.
The unnamed white man was on an Emirates flight to Dubai taxiing at Heathrow when he made the comments, which were overheard by a fellow traveller.
Cabin crew were alerted and the pilot turned the jet around. Five armed officers boarded the aircraft and removed the man in handcuffs and a companion. More than one arrest was made, it was reported.
How utterly stupid can someone be to make a joke threat knowing how jumpy and on alert everyone is after Underpants Guy's crotch exploded?
And of course, this was costly since they had to turn around.
Not to mention the fear that must have rippled through the plane.
Oh, and there's those inconvenience and anger factors once everyone realized it was a hoax.
Brilliant move, unnamed white man. Pure comic genius. The Not Conan O'Brien show will contact you shortly, I'm sure.
H/t: DCPlod