From the Dep't. of Can't Make This Stuff Up

By GottaLaff

Okay, buddy, this is a stick-up:

A driver in Mexico got himself into a sticky situation when he pulled over to help a woman whose pickup appeared to be broken down by the highway.

Anadel Carrizales was driving Wednesday near the northern city of Monterrey when a blond woman in a black miniskirt motioned for him to pull over.

Once he had stopped, the woman walked up and told him an accomplice was pointing a gun at him, said David Perales, a spokesman for state investigators.

She then tied him up with packing tape, super-glued his hands to the steering wheel of his truck and demanded money. [...]

With his motor still running and his hands still glued to the wheel, Carrizales managed to drive a few miles (kilometers) down the road until he found a police officer to help him.

Looks like the guy had a real grasp on things. Sounds kinda stuck up to me, though. Too bad he and the blonde didn't bond. They should have taken the time to cement the relationship.

Nearly a year ago, a 10-year-old boy in Monterrey glued his hand to his bed so that he wouldn't have to go to school. Paramedics had to free him.

What is it with kids not adhering to the rules?

I'm done now.