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Good lord, wonder what he'll do now.

Donald Trump is as dumb as a box of his hair

By GottaLaff

I'm wondering who controls this ignoramus's mouth, The Donald or his comb-over:

With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore. Gore wants us to clean up our factories and plants in order to protect us from global warming, when China and other countries couldn’t care less. It would make us totally noncompetitive in the manufacturing world, and China, Japan and India are laughing at America’s stupidity.

Wow! He's right! Except for this:

In reality, China, Japan, and India have all submitted greenhouse gas emissions targets under the Copenhagen Accord, and are leading the United States in the race to build the clean-energy technologies of the future.

And this:

[T]he unprecedented weather patterns that have brought snowfall to every state in the continental United States are the product of a record-hot planet. Following the hottest decade on record, we are now in the hottest winter in the satellite record, and this past January was one of the hottest Januaries on record for the planet. (H/T EcoPolitology)

That "he's right" thing? Pfft, that was just a writer's device... Which, of course, means Trump is wrong.

Or his hair is. One never knows who's doing the talking, because that thing on his head is clearly alive.

Actually, his hair is so very, very wrong:

VIDEO-- Shuster: "It goes to show how disgusting this entire competition is"

By GottaLaff

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David Shuster:

"The only jumping off point is jumping off a cliff if we really believe that people at these pageants have anything worthwhile to say to the rest of us. If you really believe that, then that's your jumping off point, and I suggest you jump off the cliff, 'cause this is as superficial as you'll ever see. It's ridiculous! It's crazy!"

1. Hold beauty pageant.
2. Spark controversy.
3. Hold self-indulgent press conference that features both Carrie Prejean and Donald Trump.
4. Put anchors on the Tee Vee Machine.
5. Expose claws.
6. Rawr!