IWRC* Palin's took a spill at Gramm-pa's Debate Camp

By GottaLaff

Per the Rachel Maddow radio show just now:

IWRC* Palin took a spill while practicing at Gramm-pa McCain's Debate Camp site. She's injured! Oh no!

She will appear at the Big Debate with her hand bandaged. What kind of camp does Gramm-pa run, anyway!? Maybe IWRC should have stuck to touch football.

I guess she's not as athletic as she likes us to think. Will she get the sympathy vote? How much will she milk this? Oh, I can see it now. So much material will come from this. Anyone want to start?

*"In What Respect, Charlie?"

IWRC* Palin in 'debate camp' until Thursday

By GottaLaff

Hello Muddah,
Hello Faddah,
No more cheesesteak, no more Prada.

I've been tankin',
I've been wiltin',
Gotta stop impersonatin' Paris Hilton.

Gov. Sarah Palin will now spend two and a half days near Sedona, Arizona, to prepare for Thursday's debate, instead of prepping in St Louis, as originally planned.

Sarah Palin will be at John McCain's rustic creek side home outside Sedona for what a top aide calls "debate camp."

No more duckin'.
No more skatin'.
Me and Biden
Are debatin'.

The aide, who's part of the team prepping Palin, tells CNN they decided to take her to debate camp there because it is an "invigorating and enjoyable place to prepare for Thursday." [...]

The aide said "John McCain himself came up with the idea after thinking it would be great before his next debate.

I'll wear lipstick,
Smile pretty,
And with any luck the voters will take pity.

Palin has already been hunkered down for four days in a Philadelphia hotel for debate prep with advisers.

Wait a minute
I hear laughin'.
At my ramblin',
At my gaffin'.

Where's my prompter?
Want my mama!
I just blew this gig.
They voted in Obama!

*"In What Respect, Charlie?"