By GottaLaff
Hello Muddah,
Hello Faddah,
No more cheesesteak, no more Prada.
I've been tankin',
I've been wiltin',
Gotta stop impersonatin' Paris Hilton.
Gov. Sarah Palin will now spend two and a half days near Sedona, Arizona, to prepare for Thursday's debate, instead of prepping in St Louis, as originally planned.Sarah Palin will be at John McCain's rustic creek side home outside Sedona for what a top aide calls "debate camp."
No more duckin'.
No more skatin'.
Me and Biden
Are debatin'.
I'll wear lipstick,The aide, who's part of the team prepping Palin, tells CNN they decided to take her to debate camp there because it is an "invigorating and enjoyable place to prepare for Thursday." [...]
The aide said "John McCain himself came up with the idea after thinking it would be great before his next debate.
Smile pretty,
And with any luck the voters will take pity.
Palin has already been hunkered down for four days in a Philadelphia hotel for debate prep with advisers.Wait a minute
I hear laughin'.
At my ramblin',
At my gaffin'.
Where's my prompter?
Want my mama!
I just blew this gig.
They voted in Obama!
*"In What Respect, Charlie?"