By GottaLaff
By GottaLaff
Nothing says Merry Christmas like getting shot by a .38. And who better to inspire holiday thoughts like that? Why, none other than the Nation of Dick himself:
As she makes her way down the runway in gunmetal gray stiletto heels, a flashy flannel and moosehair shirt, and featured designer Miguel Caballero's Xmas Dick-garb, carrying a turkey and smiling as if there's no tomorrow (for good reason), we see a salivating Cheney taking aim. What a way to stage a fashion show!
Let's hope ol' Dick is shooting blanks! But then, he usually does, from what we in the know hear from anonymous sources. Winky winky.
This is a wardrobe must for any family. Buy matching bullet-proof vests for the kiddies! Invite the in-laws in for some good old fashion people-hunting! Rootin'-tootin' fun for all ages!
And for only a few dollars extra, we're including the stocking stuffer of all stocking stuffers! A travel-sized container of the best buckshot money can buy, already gift-wrapped! Tell your friends!
Death certificates not included.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like getting shot by a .38. And who better to inspire holiday thoughts like that? Why, none other than the Nation of Dick himself:
Who better to model the stylish fashion-o'-the'day than the Alaskan clothes-horse of the hunting set, Quickdraw Sarah Pallin'?Miguel Caballero, “a Colombian tailor who has made a fortune from selling bullet-proof fashion to presidents, oligarchs, celebrities,” is marketing a new line of stylish bullet-proof jackets. The jackets are apparently inspired by Vice President Dick Cheney’s now-famous shooting accident:
The Guardian’s Rory Carroll tested out the new product, bravely allowing himself to get shot by a .38 pistol at point-blank range while wearing the jacket.“This is a new market for us. Dick Cheney has helped raise awareness of accidents,” said Carolina Fernandez, a marketing director.
As she makes her way down the runway in gunmetal gray stiletto heels, a flashy flannel and moosehair shirt, and featured designer Miguel Caballero's Xmas Dick-garb, carrying a turkey and smiling as if there's no tomorrow (for good reason), we see a salivating Cheney taking aim. What a way to stage a fashion show!
Let's hope ol' Dick is shooting blanks! But then, he usually does, from what we in the know hear from anonymous sources. Winky winky.
This is a wardrobe must for any family. Buy matching bullet-proof vests for the kiddies! Invite the in-laws in for some good old fashion people-hunting! Rootin'-tootin' fun for all ages!
And for only a few dollars extra, we're including the stocking stuffer of all stocking stuffers! A travel-sized container of the best buckshot money can buy, already gift-wrapped! Tell your friends!
Death certificates not included.
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