PhotOh! Freaky Female Foxification

By GottaLaff

How foxed up is this? Paddy linked to a piece over at SFGate earlier that deserves more attention:

There's something creepy going on at Fox, and it's not just the skewed way they choose to report the news. When a woman gets a job on the "fair and balanced" news network, she gets "Foxified." No matter how she looks or how old she is when she signs her contract, these female contributors transform, appearing on our screens strangely clone-like, blonde and so heavily made up they all look around 40.

Here is one example of how ClusterFox Stepfords its female employees: Lis Wiehl. I seem to remember her first as a legal commentator during the O.J. Simpson trial, and then again during President Clinton's impeachment hearings. She was so pretty, someone who I would never expect to have to even consider toying with her already camera-ready appearance:

Then

After 9/11, she was hired by Fox News. The next time I saw her on TV, I only recognized her by her name in the byline.

Now

As Margot Magowan points out, this is not a slam against enhancing one's looks or choosing to work wherever or whenever one wants to. It goes way beyond that. Please go here to read her take and see more before/after photos.

And I still can't figure out why Lis felt it necessary to Fox around with her natural beauty. Beats the Fox outta me.

Video- OMG: The Birthers’ New Theme Song: “Barrack Hussein Obama, Where Were You Born?”

OMG OMG OMG. Jeff is laughing, but I'm horrified. Huge h/t to RumpRoast for listening long enough to get the lyrics and finding this pos.

A funny thing went down in the presidential race ‘08
The democratic nominee was thought to be so great
But our founders made a rule and what they wrote was really clear
Only natural-born citizens are eligible...my dear

Obama ,tell us where were you born?
‘Cause the media won’t do their job anymore
You’re grandmother in Kenya said you were born on foreign shores
So Barry tell us where oh where were you born?

You’d think that Ol’ Barrack would wanna try and nip this in the bud
To settle all these lawsuits and wipe away the rumor mud
But the one thing that could prove it he won’t let anybody see
A bona fide presidential birth certificate mystery

Obama ,tell us where were you born?
‘Cause the media won’t do their job anymore
You’re grandmother in Kenya said you were born on foreign shores
So Barry tell us where oh where were you born?

Can you confirm Barrack...where were you born?
‘Cause the jpeg on your website was proven forged
I gotta say pal to me this whole thing just smells rotten to the core
So Barry tell us where oh where were you born?

Barrack Hussein Obama tell us...where were you born?
You don’t like your middle name spoken aloud in your side a thorn
Obama tell us where oh where were you born
I said Barack Obama tell us where oh where were you born?

Delusional

Nancy Pfotenlips is on MSNBC now and just said, "We contacted over 5 million voters over the weekend and the campaign offices are overflowing, people having to sit outside to do phonebanking." (paraphrased)

Important word- "weekend". Obama's been doing it for over a year.