By GottaLaff

ACORN Pimp/PhoneGater "Jimmy" Olsen O'Keefe is going to have his hands full. He's got legal issues coming out his fedora. Let's hope every charge sticks.
ACORN CEO Bertha Lewis:
"Now that he's proven that [O'Keefe's] law-breaking isn't a one-shot deal, we are demanding that the attorneys general in California and Maryland conduct formal investigations of O'Keefe's actions from last year," Lewis said in the email. [...]Brad over at BradBlog had a few interesting little tidbits. Did you know this?
"Regardless of the impact on ACORN, the fact remains that the attorneys general for California and Maryland should be investigating O'Keefe's actions at our offices in those states, especially in light of what has happened in New Orleans" [...]
"[I]t is ACORN's success that has made the Glenn Beck/Karl Rove/Sarah Palin crowd so determined to destroy us," Lewis wrote. "According to a study by the New Organizing Institute (NOI), an estimated 865,000 people cast ballots in 2008 that had been successfully registered by ACORN since 2004."
You folks do realize that James O'Keefe never actually wore his ridiculous pimp costume into those ACORN offices on those doctored and illegally recorded video tapes, right? But, rather, he was filmed outside of the offices wearing his get-up, while appearing as the conservatively dressed boyfriend of a hooker trying to escape an abusive pimp when the cameras were rolling inside the offices. That's just one of many deceptions O'Keefe carried out."That's right: Little Baby James decked himself out like his role models, but only for the videos outside the offices. Once he was with Hookerette, he wore preppy wear. Maybe he just likes to play dress-up.
Let's hope his next outfit is orange.
Again, for the record, ACORN employees have done nothing illegal... unlike Hannity's little protege, Jimmy the Wonder Pimp.