My insta-take on President Obama's education speech

By GottaLaff

I've already posted the text of President Obama's speech (with commentary) here. I'll give you a liveblog commentary now. See, here's what I... I...

Oh dear. What? Wait. What's happening? I can't seem to think clearly... I... I...

SOCIALISM!! I LOVE SOCIALISM!!

::twitch::

I serve... the... Wait. What? I. I... serve the president... Stop that!!

::splashes water on face::

Okay, here's my commentary. President Obama should have...

COMMUNISM RULES!!

Sorry.

FASCISM IS WHAT I LIVE FOR!

Oops. Huh?

I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!! I AM A MUSLIM. I WANT TO HELP MY FELLOW MAN.

What the hell...?

I. am. in. doc. tri. na. ted. already. I . am. in. doc. tri. na. ted. already. I. am. in. doc. tri. na. ted. already. I . am. in. doc. tri. na. ted. already.