By GottaLaff

"You couldn't sell this script in Hollywood... A pregnant woman leaves her home to go overseas to have a child -- who there's not a passport for -- so is in cahoots with someone... to smuggle that child, that previously doesn't exist on a government roll somewhere back into the country and has the amazing foresight to place birth announcements in the Hawaii newspapers?"
-- White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, quoted by ABC News, on polls that shows large numbers still question where President Obama was born.