By GottaLaff
Liberal Interpretation
Their headlines, my stories
Scientists find rare gene behind short sleepers In other news, they found a more common gene in front of tall sleepers. Since it didn't take up much room, snore, or hog the covers, tall snoozers didn't seem to mind. However, they did draw the line at spooning.Wolf release in Mexico sparks concern in US CNN finally decided to put Mr. Blitzer out to pasture, and figured Mexico was as good a place as any. This was of concern to many of his viewers, who knew his diet of hard cheese and drywall would be hard to come by south of the border.
Millions of salmon go missing on Canada's Pacific Coast Unintended consequence: Millions of milk cartons with "Have you seen this salmon?" cause environmental issues.
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