Dickless in DC: Obama's torture investigation "offends the hell out of me"

By GottaLaff

This is the biggest endorsement of Barack Obama that I can think of, and it comes by way of Dickless Cheney:

"I was not a fan of his when he got elected, and my views have not changed any," Cheney said of Obama.

That should bring multitudes of voters our way. We owe him.

Oddly, my favorite quote has been removed from the AP piece. It was in regard to Dickless' claim that-- stop me if you've heard this one, it's a knee-slapper-- Obama is politicizing investigations, those unnecessary CIA ones. About BushCo's illegal torture of detainees? Yeah, those investigations.

Now maybe the quote was never in there to begin with, but that would be odd, because here is the The Daily Beast version that they attribute to the Associated Press:

“It’s clearly a political move,” the former vice president told Fox News Sunday when he was asked about the Obama administration’s investigation of CIA interrogations. “[It] offends the hell out of me. … I just think it's an outrageous political act...."

Here is the AP version:

"It's clearly a political move," Cheney said in an interview aired on "Fox News Sunday." "I mean, there's no other rationale for why they're doing this."

He added: "I just think it's an outrageous political act that will do great damage, long term, to our capacity to be able to have people take on difficult jobs, make difficult decisions, without having to worry about what the next administration is going to say."

The Case of the Missing "Offends the Hell Out of Me". Maybe Dickless is no longer offended? Offensive, yes; offended, no longer. Who knew he could be so forgiving?