Pepto time: Fox News Asks Commenters To Write ‘Funny Questions’ They'd Ask Obama

By GottaLaff

Isn't Faux Noise impish? Just look how those little Pixies of Political Fun got all creative and outreachy to their fair and balanced readers:

“What funny BlackBerry messages would YOU would send to the president and how he might reply?”

• “Are you white or black?”
• “IS IT TURE THAT YOU AND HAGATHA HAVE TO COME IN THE BACK DOOR OF THE WHITEHOUSE?”
• “Do you think you would have made it into Harvard if you were white?”
• “Just a small reminder BO says:
  June 4, 2009 at 11:14 am
  YOU’RE H A L F – W H I T E!!!!!!!

  HA HA HA HA HA
  not until his failures sink in. then he’ll be known as the cracka who screwed up.”

• “i would ask why they made such a big deal about what dog hes getting when hes already got one bi.tch. (miche.lle) in the whitehouse.”
• “Pack yo bags B. hussein, you be movin’ to Liberia”
• “your a failure, resign now you idiot”
• “YOU HAVEEEEEE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?!!!! “OBAMA’S FOR REAL”? YEA, FOR REAL AFRICAN. NOT AMERICAN SO INELIGIBLE TO POTUS. YOUR VIDEO SAYS IT ALL!”
• “when you are trown out of the white house dont dont forget to clean up the jerry curl off the oval office”
• “we dont need to impeach your azzz you are not legitament potus”
• “Barak the Majic N E G R O lived in Islam”

There now. Wasn't that some good, wholesome, frolicsome, all-American, patriotic fun? Oops. Nearly forgot this one:

I would ask the president why he was teh SOCIALIST!!1 Then he wud respond “I WILL NEVeR SHOW U MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE Bcuz I AM A MUSLIN ANTI-CHRIST!!1″

Next, here an example of bothered to answer the second half of the question:

Me: Mr. President, why do I have to show my birth certificate to get an enhanced license to cross the border, but you don’t need to submit one to be President?

B.O.: Uhh…let me find my uh…teleprompter. Okay, here it is. Because I’m uhh…trying to hide something, and uhh…you’re not.

Me: Are your “uh’s” already in your teleprompter script?

B.O.: Uh, yes.

Me: How much of our taxes is your teleprompter scriptwriter getting?

B.O.: None…(please insert your own ‘uh’s’ from here on in) it will be the taxes of your kids and grandkids paying him.

Me: Why are you so friendly with people in the Middle East that would love to kill us?

B.O.: I have so much in common with them with my religious background and all, and when I ruin America, or let them destroy it, I can always return to my place of birth in Kenya.

Me: Thanks for your time and unexpected truthfulness.

And there you have it. Are you feeling the love?

H/t: Cody Kessler