Sunday, March 8, 2009

Rush hour

By GottaLaff

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They were all over the Sunday talk shows, those panic-stricken Rushpublicans. Try as they might to distance themselves from Boss Lardbottom while pushing it all onto Team Obama, the Desperate Four accomplished nothing more than coming off as possessed:
Top Republicans voiced a desire to get past the dust-ups involving Rush Limbaugh—and blamed the White House Sunday for orchestrating the conflict.
And blame they did:
  • The Boehner: "This was a distraction created by the White House to divert people's attention from the spending binge they've been on the last six weeks."
  • Newt Gingrich (desperately trying stay out of the headlines): Limbaugh is "not the leader of the Republican party [...] The president promised to focus on large things not small things. He promised to bring us together, not divide us. And I'm assuming here that he is not responsible for the Limbaugh game, I'm assuming it's Emanuel. [...] Rush Limbaugh is in the long run an interesting radio personality. That's like saying, 'Does Chris Matthews help or hurt the Democratic party?'"
  • John "I'm still alive! Lookame! Lookame!" McCain: "Democrats have made a lot of hay out of this, let's move forward."
  • House Minority Whip Eric Cantor: “People right now are desperate for leadership, are desperate for us and this party, as well as the other, to begin talking about ideas that deal with the relevant challenges that they're facing every single day. [...] It is not about individuals. It's not about Rush; it's not about Rahm Emanuel; it's not about any particular individual.”
Wowzers, they sure doth protesteth too mucheth. But Tim Kaine whipped them into shape in one sentence, in one measly little Fox appearance:
"We wouldn't even be talking about Rush Limbaugh at all had he not said he wanted the president to fail, and then he's found others in the party and party leaders who have either echoed that claim or, in the case of Chairman Steele, denounced the claim, which I thought was courageous, but then apologized to Rush Limbaugh."
Suh-napeth.

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