May I just say

Please stop with the Vermont Teddy Bear and Pajama Gram (always twice in a row!) commercials, discussions of OctoMom (because she really just needs mental help) and Joaquin Pheonix 'cause if it isn't a joke, he really needs mental help also and such. Just stop.

Added Just Stops per Alec- The never ending Nutrisystem commercials? I get it, Dan Marino and Marie Osmond lost weight.

LAFFY NOTE: May I just add... every single intrusive, pharmaceutical ad. I don't need anyone to introuce imaginary symptoms into my already hypochondriacal mind, I don't need to reinforce existing ones, I don't need drug pushers in my face very 3 minutes, and I don't need reminders of my own mortality. Shut. The F. Up.