Tiger Woods BREAKING news: "No domestic violence..Mr. Woods at fault for careless driving.. No criminal charges"

By GottaLaff

Quick liveblog of police press conference in Tiger Woods incident:

Police find Tiger Woods at fault in "traffic accident".

There was "no domestic violence"... Mr. Woods was "at fault" for "careless driving", no criminal charges" will be brought.

His status in no way impacted the investigation. He basically gets a traffic ticket.

No subpoena for medical information will be sought.

The end.

Are we done now?

UPDATE, the Washington Post has more

Joe McCain says Brother Gramm-pa won't be happy with him

By GottaLaff

I'm pointing and laughing at poor, foul-mouthed, impatient, volatile, impulsive ol' Joe:

He tells WTOP he'll write an apology to the 911 operator and to the Alexandria police. In the meantime, he stopping any campaign activities. He says his brother won't be happy about the incident.

Read the original post here.

VIDEO: Gramm-pa McCain's brother on call to 911 about TRAFFIC: "F*** you"

By GottaLaff

McCain brother calls 911 over traffic:
John McCain's brother, Joe McCain, apparently had a heated call with a 911 operator over a traffic jam he was stuck in, CNN affiliate WJLA reports.

All in the family. Privileged. 'Nuff said.