Tele-Tea Party

By GottaLaff

Would a Tele-Tea Party be anything like a TeleTubby? If so, Tinky Winky may have some 'splainin' to do:

Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) and South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford (R) will hold another "tea party protest" on Thursday night, the Dallas Morning News reports. However, this one will be a teleconference.

"The Republican Governors Association said it is expecting 30,000 people to dial in. Perry and Sanford will each speak and then organizers will open up the tele-town hall for an hour-long Q&A session. The governor's group plans to use Thursday night's sequel to gather phone numbers and email addresses that will be a useful tool for future political races."

See how clever they are? This way, they won't have to worry about permits.