Who's keeping score? Another C Streeter Extramarital Affair

By GottaLaff

(entire complaint here)

Quick, someone secure a plane reservation to Argentina, because someone else is about to be run out of town by his (ex) wife:

Former Congressman and C Street resident Chip Pickering's estranged wife has filed a lawsuit against Pickering's alleged mistress. Leisha Pickering is suing Elizabeth Creekmore-Byrd for alienation of affection.

Rep. Pickering, a Republican from Mississippi, allegedly continued seeing his college sweetheart while they were both married. According to the suit, some of the "wrongful conduct" occurred at the C Street facility for Christian congressmen -- the same one where Sen. John Ensign (R-NV) and Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) have lived, and where Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC) has recently sought counseling.

Wait. They boinked at C Street? Really? Right there in front of god and everyone? No wonder the residents at the Rushpublic Men's Home for Wayward Cheats are sworn to secrecy.

The suit alleges Pickering and Creekmore-Byrd are still together. Perhaps they're soul mates? [...]

The suit says Rep. Pickering and Creekmore-Byrd rekindled their relationship while he was a congressman, before and while living at the C-Street facility. The relationship was "completely unknown" by Leisha Pickering, as it occurred in Washington on weekdays, and the congressman would return home to his wife and five children only on weekends.

I can hardly keep up with all these Family Values. I wonder if Pickering wrote Mrs. Till-Death-Do-Us-Part a pretend letter of apology yet... on C Street stationery...