OH!rly! Will Taitz face perjury charge? Fingers crossed!

By GottaLaff

(a face only a mother could love... on payday)

OH!rly! One of the most Taitzless women in the news makes more news. Via TPM:

Check out these sentences from the lengthy order by Judge David Carter of the U.S. District Court in the Central District of California:

[T]he Court has received several sworn affidavits that Taitz asked potential witnesses that she planned to call before this Court to perjure themselves. This Court is deeply concerned that Taitz may have suborned perjury through witnesses she intended to bring before this Court.

This can't end well. Then again, it didn't begin well.

Dave Weigel reported this "teaser" a few weeks ago.

Back story on the Taitzless One's court escapades here, including her $20,000 smackdown.

H/t: David Shuster
Judge Carter Ruling on MTD

Senator Roland Burris facing perjury probe

By GottaLaff

Burris is going to do a Q and A at 3:30 pm CST:

U.S. Senator Roland W. Burris will make a statement and answer questions today regarding his supplemental affidavit to the Illinois House Impeachment Committee.

Why? Because of this:

Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's brother solicited Sen. Roland Burris (D-IL) "for up to $10,000 in campaign cash before Blagojevich named Burris to the coveted post -- something Burris initially failed to disclose under oath before an Illinois House impeachment panel," the Chicago Sun Times reports.

Burris "acknowledges being hit up for the money in a new affidavit he has sent to the head of the House committee that recommended Blagojevich be removed from office."

However, in the affidavit, Burris said he refused to contribute to Blagojevich or to assist in fundraising for him.

What, this just came to him? This story will never go away, will it? We're all stuck in Blago-Burris Hell.